"I didn't say the meat was tough. I……" — W.C. Fields

I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see… - W.C. Fields

"I didn't say the meat was tough. I said I didn't see the horse that is usually outside."

— W.C. Fields

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188 Quotes by W.C. Fields

W.C. Fields has 188 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Attitude is more important than the past, than education, than money, than circumstances, than what people do or say. It…
The only thing a lawyer won't question is the legitimacy of his mother.
Wouldn't it be terrible if I quoted some reliable statistics which prove that more people are driven insane through religious…
I drink with impunity...or anyone else who invites me.
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon…
Variant: I was driven to drink by a woman. I am forever grateful, yet I never had the good manners…
Prayers never bring anything... They may bring solace to the sap, the bigot, the ignorant, the aboriginal, and the lazy…
I have spent a lot of time searching through the Bible for loopholes.
All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and…
Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.

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More Horse Quotes

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Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. — Hannah Arendt
Today we often think that before we start living a religious life we have first to accept the creedal doctrines… — Karen Armstrong
All music is folk music. I ain't never heard a horse sing a song. — Louis Armstrong
If time were the wicked sheriff in a horse opera, I'd pay for riding lessons and take his gun away. — Wystan Hugh Auden
Will is to grace as the horse is to the rider. — Saint Augustine
We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or a bee makes honey, or a… — Marcus Aurelius
My mom never taught me to be waiting for some prince on a white horse to swipe me off my… — Tyra Banks
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win. — Joey Adams
Old minds are like old horses; you must exercise them if you wish to keep them in working order. — John Adams
Competitions are for horses, not artists. — Bela Bartok
A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it… — Johnny Bench
I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. — Buffalo Bill

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