"Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily……" — Wanda Sykes
"Seriously, I don't need a gun. I'm easily annoyed. I would shoot people in my house that I invited over."
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62 Quotes by Wanda Sykes
Wanda Sykes has 62 quotes on this site.
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I'm here today because I refused to be unhappy. I took a chance.
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When my wife and I leave California, I want to have my marriage recognized in Nevada, Arizona, all the way…
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Being gay is harder than being black. I didn't have to come out black. I didn't have to tell my…
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L.A. is nothing but a bunch of driving, and I hate all that damn driving 'cause it interferes with my…
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We never hid anything from the kids. I feel whole again, I really do. I've told them, 'Mommy's boo-boo is…
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I like doing a bunch of different things, being all over the place.
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I guess because of my act, people think that I say things they want to say, and that they can…
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I'm going to leave The Wanda Sykes Show and try to get her job because $5 million ain't too bad!
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I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker but he was just so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his…
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Should I talk about [having breast cancer]? Because how many things could I have? You know black, lesbian - I'm…
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I think the worst one [indian mascot] is the Cleveland Indians' Big Chief Wahoo. It's just a red face on…
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I hope his kidneys fail, how about that? He needs a waterboarding, that's what he needs.
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More Annoyed Quotes
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What annoys the hell out of me is the arrogance of some people. They don't even listen to our music,…
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If it's all instruction, you get annoyed with it and bored, and you stop reading. If it's all entertainment, you…
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In a building with apartments, of course, you want to make connections. Life is easier that way. There's salt if…
— Juliette Binoche
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Status anxiety definitely exists at a political level. Many Iraqis were annoyed with the US essentially for reasons of status:…
— Alain de Botton
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The Kobe craze really annoyed me. Most of the practitioners had no real understanding of the product and were abusing…
— Anthony Bourdain
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It's inevitable that if you do okay on something like that you don't just annoy people, that it will make…
— Jo Brand
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Never invoke the gods unless you really want them to appear. It annoys them very much.
— Gilbert K. Chesterton
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I hope to read a Harry Potter novel soon, to see what it's all about. I admit to being annoyed…
— Piers Anthony
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My dreams were all my own; I accounted for them to nobody; they were my refuge when annoyed - my…
— Mary Wollstonecraft Shelley
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I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.
— George Saunders
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Agassiz, when I saw him last, had read but a part of Origin of Species. He says it is POOR-VERY…
— Asa Gray
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Being brought up in a Christian home and still identifying as Christian, I get pretty annoyed with the Christian lobbies…
— David Pocock
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