Professor Quote by W.H. Auden

A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep.

— W. H. Auden

In America, the professor talks to the mechanic. They are in the same category.

— Noam Chomsky

When a married man talks in his sleep, it's because he finally has the opportunity to say something without the wife interrupting him.

— Anonymous

“Honestly, I had no idea how to respond. My senior year of college I’d taken a seminar titled Public Education: Situations and Strategies. I…

— Tucker Elliot

“You wanted to see me, Professor?”

— Nenia Campbell

I think of myself as a serious professor who, during the weekend, writes novels.

— Umberto Eco

The professor, instead of being the "sage on the stage," functions as a "guide on the side."

— Alison King

It was always assumed I would be a professor. I grew up thinking it.

— Daniel Kahneman

Once I had a professor say to me, "You know you have as much education as a lot of white people." I answered, "Doctor,…

— Joycelyn Elders

My mother was an economics professor. I'm proficient in math, and statistics, game theory, symbolic logic and all of that.

— Dave Hickey

I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor didn't exist.

— Judy Tenuta

“The Professor is coming...”

— Anonymous