Quote by Victor Hugo

“Coughs and sneezes spread diseases!”

— Daisy Wooton

“That everybody’s sneeze sounds different.”

— David Foster Wallace

“A sneeze can never be to far away”

— Benny Bellamacina

“Once upon a time, I wish I had sneezed. The end.”

— Ahmed Mostafa

“Did you know that people exhale at up to one hundred miles per hour when they sneeze? It’s why they can’t keep their eyes…

— Jamie Beck

“If you have a cough — dress warmly and do not smoke outside.”

— U.S.S.R. Communist Party

“whenever someone asks him why he smokes, he inevitably answers: “Because I like to cough.”

— Paul Auster

“Almost sneezing is like almost having an orgasm. Sure it tickles getting there, but if you don't get the release you were hoping for…

— Karyn Bosnak

“You can’t sneeze here without half the town offering you a hankie.”

— Joy Ellis

Grumpy: Ya crazy fool! Fine time ya picked to sneeze! Sneezy: I couldn't help it. I can't tell. When you gotta, you gotta.

— Snow White

“This is for the sneeze I lost. I won’t drink to your memory, but I will snort some pepper to see your ghost.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Our place had just four rooms and voices had a way of carrying, you couldn't sneeze in one room without somebody in another saying…

— Justin Cronin