Brother Quote by Vanessa Bayer

You feel like you need to deal with a lot if you're from Cleveland, so you learn to let things roll off your back,…

— Vanessa Bayer

I do think that the audience thinks it's funny when you break, but if you do it all the time, it loses something.

— Vanessa Bayer

My fridge is usually pretty empty. If I can get it together to order FreshDirect, I will have some fruit and yogurt in the…

— Vanessa Bayer

I've had some pretty rough interviews. And it's funny when people are interviewing you, and they sort of don't really understand what you do,…

— Vanessa Bayer

I'm not totally sure what I want to be doing, but it's so fun to be on 'SNL' because you get exposed to so…

— Vanessa Bayer

Cleveland gets crapped on a lot.

— Vanessa Bayer

It's totally my dream job. I grew up watching 'Saturday Night Live.' We'd watch it at sleepover parties and quote it.

— Vanessa Bayer

There are just so many funny kids and teenagers. They're just not aware of how funny they are.

— Vanessa Bayer

I feel like I know a lot of music stuff that most people my age don't know, because people that were slightly older were…

— Vanessa Bayer

I went to this one in Ohio, and then I became a counselor there, and it was just the most fun thing. I was…

— Vanessa Bayer

Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.

— Vanessa Bayer

My dad is a really funny guy, and we would make jokes about my leukemia. When my friends would come over, we would joke…

— Vanessa Bayer