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I don't get the whole bobblehead phenomenon.

— Chipper Jones

Talking dirty to these niggas with my Listerine...if I was there you know we ball, Mr. Clean.

— Meek Mill

Can I throw harder than Joe Wood? Listen mister, no man alive can throw any harder than Smoky Joe Wood.

— Walter Johnson

“An unprovoked head butt is like bringing a sawed-off shotgun to a knife fight.”

— Lee Child

“I don’t need a steak knife to cut my meat. That’s why karate chops were created. I’m like a butter knife, only slightly less…

— Jarod Kintz

“Get off me you dirty turnip!" "Dirty turnip? well, pardon me Signor Cabbage-Head!”

— Elle Newmark

Can I throw harder than Joe Wood? Listen mister, no man alive can throw any harder than Smokey Joe Wood.

— Walter Johnson

“Every once in a bestseller list, you come across a truly exceptional craftsman, a wordsmith so adept at cutting, shaping, and honing strings of…

— Chila Woychik

Like Roscoe why you grunt so hard? I'm like I'm tryna get it. And that's just how I do it, hit the mall with…

— Roscoe Dash

Never lick a steak knife.

— Dave Barry

“picked this up at Skip’s place,” the kid said. He showed Bobby a bullet. It looked like a regular .45-caliber round but the bullet…

— Joe Ide

We all know what happens to first ladies who shoot their mouths off.

— Maria Shriver