Art Quote by V. Alexander

“I painted my walls yellow, with melted butter, because I recently discovered that I had a popcorn ceiling. It’s this kind of reasoning that…

— Jarod Kintz

“He's our rodent control officer. He doesn't catch mice, he just terrifies them.”

— Lilian Jackson Braun

“We declare you the new mayor!" declares the crowd. what about the old mayor?" I'll ask. I'm not the one with the big plans!"…

— Bob Shea

“I’ll give you a treat to get in your cage. I’m rewarding you for punishing you. Who am I? If you guessed either dog…

— Jarod Kintz

“I am a vicious and unrepentant killer who should be locked up. With him, my idiot boyfriend.”

— Kylie Scott

Hey! Stupid rats get off him. He's not dead yet! - Cartman

— South Park

“There mostly is rats an’ mice in attics. You gets used to the noise they makes scuttling about. I’ve got so I don’t mind…

— Frances Hodgson Burnett

“You saying killing a rat would be murder?" said Raufman. "Yes. Of course." "But it's just - " "Talk to the paw, mister, 'cos…

— Terry Pratchett

I'll be the mayor of all the people.

— Doug Ford

“A deadly mafia underboss and the alpha-male president of a notorious MC panting after the same woman? Oh, yeah. This could get real messy.”

— Nancy Haviland

“ if I am to check for rats, I need to sweep under the bed, sir”

— Tessa Harris

“If we can find out who robbed the bank, I might be able to get the money back.” “We?” he asked, grumbling. “You got…

— Denise Grover Swank