"Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick?……" — Unknown Author

"Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the school nurse. I know she has like five sticks in her drawer. Napoleon Dynamite: I'm not gonna use hers, you sicko!"

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