Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

23 quotes by 4 authors

I loved it, it's such fun. I like that people are seeing it and then talking about it. Like when I took my son and… — Robert Downey, Jr.
I get more people approaching me about how good I was in 'Napoleon Dynamite' than being in Coldplay. — Chris Martin
Napoleon Dynamite: Can you bring me my chapstick? Kip: No, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: But my lips hurt real bad! Kip: Just borrow some from the… — Napoleon Dynamite Kip
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50… — Napoleon Dynamite
Grandma: How was school? Napoleon Dynamite: The worst day of my life. What do you think? — Napoleon Dynamite
You know, there's like a boat-load of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I'm pretty good with a… — Napoleon Dynamite
Well, I have all your equipment in my locker. You should probably come get it cause I can't fit my numchucks in there anymore. -Napoleon… — Napoleon Dynamite
I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat? 'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.-Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Pedro: Did you draw her a picture? Napoleon Dynamite: Heck yes I did! — Napoleon Dynamite
That one's good. It looks like a medieval warrior. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Just tell them that their wildest dreams will come true if they vote for you. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Hey, is that a new kid or something? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Ugh. Kip hasn't done flipping anything today! -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
What the flip was Grandma doing at the sand dunes? -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days. — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: Pedro, how do you feel about that one? Pedro: It looks nice. Napoleon Dynamite: Yeah, it looks pretty sweet. It looks awesome. That… — Napoleon Dynamite
Tina, you fat lard, come get some DINNER!... Tina, eat. Food. Eat the FOOD! -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
I caught you a delicious bass. -Napoleon Dynamite — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: Well, what is there to eat? Grandma: Knock it off, Napoleon! Just make yourself a dang quesa-dilluh! — Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon Dynamite: What are you doing here, Uncle Rico? Uncle Rico: Grandma took a little spill at the sand dunes today. Broke her coccyx. — Napoleon Dynamite

Who Wrote These Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

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