"God wasted a prefectly good anus by putting……" — Unknown Author

More Anus Quotes

This quote is filed under Anus Quotes, one of 18 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

• I'm like really famous. I got a famous anus. — Nicki Minaj
• Kiss my ass and my anus’cause it’s finally famous — Nicki Minaj
• It feels intensely twisted to see reigning industry queen Jenna Jameson chilling out at the Vivid booth in Jordaches and… — David Foster Wallace
• Funding a civilization through advertising is like trying to get nutrition by connecting a tube from one’s anus to one’s… — Jaron Lanier
• What you accomplish in life is limited only by your imagination and the fear of reprisal. Life is too fleeting… — Jim Goad
• Therein lies the rub of a place like Berkeley Bowl. You get seduced by an 11-pound apple that turns out… — Jad Abumrad
• I always see to the dogs first and leave the cats and the occasional birds and rabbits and hamsters for… — Blaize Clement
• Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as… — Dwayne Johnson
• The (Supreme Court) ruling that anyone who's arrested -- even accidentally -- can be strip-searched was decided five to four,… — Jon Stewart
• We are gods with anuses. — Ernest Becker
• You name it, I could claim it. Young, black, and famous, with money hangin out the anus. — P Diddy
• Im bout to make it famous, so you can take the J.O.B an you can shuve it up your anus. — Tech N9ne

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