Jesus Called Quote by Tyler The Creator

Jesus called, he said he's sick of the disses, I told him to quit bitchin', this isnt a fuckin' hotline

— Tyler The Creator

Jesus called, he said hes sick of the disses. I told him to quit bitchin, this isnt a f-ckin hotline. For a f-ckin shrink,…

— Tyler The Creator

“Jesus, that master of the universe never goes away, does he?’ ‘What the hell do you expect?’ he said, his voice no longer mellow…

— C.C. Gibbs

There have been times where I've said, 'Jesus, I don't believe in you anymore, get out of here. I don't know. I don't even…

— Mike Yaconelli

Jesus won't cut you off before you're through With him you won't never get a crossed line, And when your bill comes it'll all…

— Terry Pratchett

“He said he was - this is exactly what he said - he said he was sitting at the table in the kitchen, all…

— J.D. Salinger

What did Jesus Christ say to the Teamsters? 'Do nothing till I get back.

— Donald E. Westlake

Guy back there called you 'Jesus'.

— John Mcclane

“For the love of Christ, shut-up! Let a bitch enjoy you mental breakdown in peace.”

— C.J. Roberts

“He’s been using my shirt to get himself off? That perverted fucker. God, I love him. “Jesus,”

— Ella Frank

This is misguided and toxic and ultimately subverts the contagious spread of Jesus’ message of love, peace, forgiveness and joy that our world desperately…

— Rob Bell

“Ain't I been trying to tell you that you can't be holding grudges against people? Didn't you hear me say that? What do you…

— Lynn Austin