Desks Quote by Tom Stoppard

I don't want to work. I want to smoke.

— Guillaume Apollinaire

I want a smoke but first want to see a notice board. No Smoking

— Mak_786

I smoke cigarettes when I write, which is disgusting, but it really helps me.

— Christopher Bollen

Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.

— Amy Vanderbilt

I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a…

— Raul Julia

I'm trying to learn to smoke, which is rather weird when everyone is trying to stop. I'm not a smoker. But my character only…

— Francesca Annis

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.

— Kinky Friedman

I smoke wherever there's an ashtray.

— Margrethe II of Denmark

It's one of the reasons I became a writer, to be able to smoke in peace.

— Susanna Kaysen

I smoke occasionally, but it's not a part of my routine. I mean, I don't need it.

— Hannibal Buress

I smoke too much whether it's going well or badly. After all these years, I definitely associate having a pen in my hand with…

— Tom Stoppard

I have learned to smoke because I need something to hold onto.

— Elizabeth Smart