You may believe it or not but its true Quote by Mak_786

I don't write at the library, because I smoke when I work or would like the possibility of a smoke. Also, I need to…

— Tom Stoppard

I don't want to work. I want to smoke.

— Guillaume Apollinaire

Do not smoke without asking permission or sit so near (as in a train) that the smoke might annoy.

— Amy Vanderbilt

Wherever there is smoke there is a good smoke machine.

— John F. Kennedy

It should be up to each bar owner and patron to decide if they want to smoke or not.

— Drew Carey

Smoke one for those who can't.

— Simpleman

Does anybody have a cigarette? I'm looking forward to that first smoke. I've been looking forward to [it] for about 30 years.

— Leonard Cohen

Can I smoke now without someone taking my picture?

— Hank Aaron

Good chance if you see me that I'm smoking one. License to get it and roll this shit. Real nigga, buying weed, I dunn…

— Wiz Khalifa

You have to work at it if you want to be a good smoker. Especially today with all the non-smoking world constantly harassing you.

— Kinky Friedman

You won't go the hell for smoking, you'll just smell like you've been there.

— Ray Emery

If you smoke cigarettes don't bother, I'm not interested.

— Anonymous