"Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth.……" — Tom Shales

"Maybe it's the hair. Maybe it's the teeth. Maybe it's the intellect. No, it's the hair."

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23 Quotes by Tom Shales

Tom Shales has 23 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

"More fun than a barrel of monkeys." Has anyone ever stopped to think how cranky, if not downright vicious, a…
In the realm of pop celebrity, the bar has been lowered so far that there is no bar. People can…
You don't hear TV cops griping because they have to enforce some Draconian law that shouldn't be on the books…
Television's escapist programming naturally continues to endorse living beyond one's means as the time-tested American Way and rarely depicts families…
The perils of credit and debt, especially perilous in the computer age, have long been acknowledged in pop culture, but…
Obviously neither 'American Idol' nor 'Dancing With the Stars' is a variety show in the classic sense, but the way…
People of a certain age look back on the Mayberry of 'The Andy Griffith Show' and become almost as homesick…
The once inviolate frame within which programs or commercials were displayed on television - always separately - has been violated…
A fellow with the inventiveness of Albert Einstein but with the attention span of Daffy Duck.
Jimmy Kimmel still comes across like a guy who crashed a party and got caught at it, yet adamantly refuses…
In the best traditions of American comedy, from its beginnings through the crash-bang comedies of the 1990s and 2000s, Leslie…
In the 500-channel universe, which may, of course, contain many more channels than 500, the fun never stops - fun…

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Beauty is about perception, not about make-up. I think the beginning of all beauty is knowing and liking oneself. You… — Kevyn Aucoin
Who can map out the various forces at play in one soul? Man is a great depth, O Lord. The… — Saint Augustine
My mother always said I must be part Mongolian because of my lotus-pale complexion and squid-ink black hair. — Diane Ackerman
I love the smell of shampoo on a girl's hair. You can walk past someone and be like, 'Wow, you… — Jensen Ackles
I am the man who put the hair in hair metal. — Sebastian Bach
A man can do a television interview and roll out of bed 15 minutes before; it's just not the same… — Michele Bachmann
Men fear death as children fear to go in the dark; and as that natural fear in children is increased… — Francis Bacon
As Erykah Badu, it has nothing to do with me, the way I look, my hair wrap, my style, it's… — Erykah Badu
In high school, I was so painfully self-aware that how I thought of myself was probably very different from what… — Amy Adams
When I died my hair red the first time, I felt as if it was what nature intended. I have… — Amy Adams
True love is eternal, infinite, and always like itself. It is equal and pure, without violent demonstrations: it is seen… — Honore de Balzac
I look my best when I take my helmet off after a long motorcycle ride. I have a glow and… — Eric Bana

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