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“to the source), they griped as much as they pleased. The King would stand at a window (during halftime or the seventh-inning stretch) and stare apprehensively at the creeping tide of brambles. “I may be the first monarch in history to be assassinated by blackberries,” he would grumble. His Teflon…” quote by Tom Robbins
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““to the source), they griped as much as they pleased. The King would stand at a window (during halftime or the seventh-inning stretch) and stare apprehensively at the creeping tide of brambles. “I may be the first monarch in history to be assassinated by blackberries,” he would grumble. His Teflon valve grumbled with him. The Queen caressed her Chihuahua. “You know who lifed””

Tom Robbins

About This Quote

Source Novel: “The King and the Brambles” by Tom Robbins, 2015

A monarch fears an absurd threat, showing how power can be preoccupied with trivialities.

In simple terms: Even kings can be scared of silly things.

Key Takeaway

Don’t let trivial fears dominate.

Themes

power absurdity fear humor

Mood

witty thought‑provoking

Type

satirical philosophical

When to use this quote

  • leadership meetings
  • public speeches
  • personal anxieties

Key Concepts

political satire personal insecurity symbolic threats

Questions to Reflect On

  • What real issues do leaders ignore while focusing on the trivial?
  • How can absurdity be used to critique authority?
A Different Perspective

The satire may downplay real dangers.

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