"Don't drink the water and don't breathe the…" — Tom Lehrer

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68 Quotes by Tom Lehrer

Tom Lehrer has 68 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

Be careful not to do your good deeds when there's no one watching you.
The Army has carried the American ... ideal to its logical conclusion. Not only do they prohibit discrimination on the…
If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then…
Base eight is just like base ten really, if you're missing two fingers.
Disclaimer: If anyone disagrees with anything I say, I am quite prepared to not only retract it, but also to…
In my youth there were words you couldn't say in front of a girl; now you can't say 'girl.'
I wasn't really a performer by temperament,
You can make fun with Saddam Hussein jokes ... but you can't make fun of, say, the concentration camps. I…
Oh, the Protestants hate the Catholics/ And the Catholics hate the Protestants/ And the Hindus hate the Muslims/ And everybody…
If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps…
But in the new (math) approach, the important thing is to understand what you're doing, rather than to get the…
In one word he told me the secret of success in mathematics: plagiarize; only be sure always to call it…

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More Air Quotes

This quote is filed under Air Quotes, one of 4,448 quotes in that category. Here are a few more:

Aside from a handful of guys boxing is missing the good trainers, that's why our sport is so in the… — Alexis Arguello
Spare me the whispering, crowded room, the friends who come and gape and go, the ceremonious air of gloom -… — Matthew Arnold
On some summer days in New York City, the air hangs thickly visible, like the combined exhalations of eight million… — Diane Ackerman
It's much easier to wear a Chairman Mao button and shake your fists in the air and all that, then… — Lester Bangs
Let us never forget this: since the day of the air, the old frontiers are gone. When you think of… — Stanley Baldwin
Lexington did launch its air group when a Japanese carrier was reported. — Jack Adams
Kisses, even to the air, are beautiful. — Drew Barrymore
I love roller coasters that make my stomach drop. One ride in Las Vegas, the Big Shot, straps you into… — Drew Barrymore
Obviously, the young dancers lack a certain air of maturity. — Mikhail Baryshnikov
The nation that secures control of the air will ultimately control the world. — Alexander Graham Bell
A rose is the visible result of an infinitude of complicated goings on in the bosom of the earth and… — Clive Bell
When friendship disappears then there is a space left open to that awful loneliness of the outside world which is… — Hilaire Belloc

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