Disgusting Quote by Tom Green

I like that particular kind of attention. People don't know what it's like standing up there onstage, when you have a wall of people…

— Dave Chappelle

I got to a point where I wanted to have some dignity in what I'm saying onstage. I want people to hear what I'm…

— Ramy Youssef

It's wonderful when you're performing and the audience responds to it.

— Puneet Issar

I tell the audience bits of my rude life on stage so they don't mind telling me bits of theirs.

— Sarah Millican

The nice thing is to make an audience laugh and laugh and laugh and shudder later.

— Elaine May

It's the best thing in the world to be onstage, but not when you can barely stand up.

— Ida Maria

The great thing about stage is that you have a live audience.

— Hugo Weaving

I love performing on stage the most. It's getting that instant reaction from a live audience. There are no boundaries, you can take your…

— Jennifer Ellison

I don't banter with the audience, cause I don't have anything to say to them, and I'm not feeling any sense of ease or…

— Dan Bejar

Anybody can go onstage and be dirty. You have to be funny, that's the key. You can say anything as long as it's funny.…

— Andrew Dice Clay

I like coming up with these spectacular extravaganzas that will, hopefully, totally blow people away. But I also like the intimacy of stopping it…

— Madonna Ciccone

If you're politically correct, chances are you're not coming to one of my shows. I get to go onstage and say things that everybody…

— Russell Peters