Always Quote by Tom Baker

When I was a child, headlice were something to be mentioned in hushed horror. There was undoubtedly an element of snobbery in this, since…

— Rebecca Front

From time to time, people pat me on the head. It happens on public transport, in the supermarket, in bars. It's a common enough…

— Stella Young

The best part of chronic head lice is it takes away your fear of dying alone.

— Dana Gould

When I was little I was always getting hit. Kids would take my hat and throw it around, and it upset me. So I…

— Freddie Prinze

My grandmother used to embarrass me more, when she would pick me up from school wearing a big fuzzy hat. I didn't like that.

— Adam Sandler

No, I never did hats. I didn't - never felt they were so becoming to me.

— Lee Radziwill

I was born into wearing hats - it's a family thing - and I wear hats all the time.

— Mookie Betts

I always wore a hat. They were gonna throw me out of high school because I wouldn't take my hat off. But it was…

— Jim Norton

all day long wearing a hat that wasn't on my head

— Jack Kerouac

Finally I went and found my hat and skewered it on my head with a four-inch hat pin. I wore the hat because I…

— Megan Whalen Turner

Have you noticed when you wear a hat for a long time it feels like it's not there anymore? And then when you take…

— George Carlin

When people come and visit me and have a hat made, it's a little bit like visiting a psychiatrist, but they don't actually realize…

— Philip Treacy