Dexter Quote by Tinie Tempah

I rose to my knees, mouth dry and heart pounding, and paused to finger a rip in my beautiful Dacron bowling shirt. I pushed…

— Jeff Lindsay

“But of course, very few people are Dexter. This is generally a good thing, but in this case it came in handy to be…

— Jeff Lindsay

“Don't you give me no rotten tomato," Dexter sang, "just 'cause to your crazy shit I cannot relate-o.”

— Sarah Dessen

I exchanged my flannel shirt for a Rangers jersey and zapped the television on. Probably I should make more phone calls, but the Rangers…

— Janet Evanovich

To-night I am going to take a party to the headquarters of the fire department, where I have a cinch on the captain, a…

— Richard H. Davis

I like to wear a "Do Not Disturb" sign around my neck so that little kids can't tell me knock-knock jokes. "Hey, how ya…

— Mitch Hedberg

Pay attention to your friends; pay attention to that cousin that jumps up on the picnic table at the family reunion and goes a…

— Jenifer Lewis

The best way to get somebody's attention is with a little quiet, and then yell at 'em.

— Keith Jackson

If you can get them once, man, get them standing up when they should be sitting down, sweaty when they should be decorous, smile…

— Janis Joplin

“Fuck you, ginger balls. -Dex”

— Karina Halle

I always do my show and say hello. And a lot of people are standing around waiting to shake my hand and say thanks…

— Hank Williams III

Be helpful when you see a person without a smile, give them yours.. ^_^

— I :P