Humor Quote by Tiffany Allee Download Open image ““Saving damsels in distress is all in a day’s work for your friendly local vampire.”” — Tiffany Allee ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.9 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Romance
“I'm done being the damsel in distress. I don't need anyone to save me.” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“You'd better come in handy. Something tells me we won't have time to be saving damsels in distress." Anna's brows knit. "Damsels? You get… — Kendare Blake Copy Share Image
“The vampires took everything from me, but I'm looking into the eyes of one who has the power to give me back a reason… — J.A. London Copy Share Image
“Society’s vampires are drawn like the predators to the vulnerable prey.” — Steven Redhead Copy Share Image
“Nightfall, when the moon is born... ...Hides a shadow that lurks in the dark. it seeks the bloody of a damsel. The creature know… — Kazuko Furumiya Copy Share Image
“That would be a fine day...one that I needed a girl to save my life. From a vampire.” — Colleen Gleason Copy Share Image
“You treat me as if I was a feeble Human who couldn't survive without your help, but I am a MASTER bloody VAMPIRE. (Bones… — Jeaniene Frost Copy Share Image
“A vampire is like a Rose. They are beautiful, yet harmful.” — Sweet Tart Smile Child Copy Share Image
“In the darkened recesses of the Suburban, my opinion of the vampire rose considerably. There were far worse things than having to drink blood… — Rose Wynters Copy Share Image
“You want me to be unselfish? A vampire is selfish. We kill so that we can survive, that is the ultimate selfishness.” — Caroline Hanson Copy Share Image
“Are you scared? he murmured, mouth only a hairbreadth away from hers. A small laugh escaped her. "Not as scared as I should be.” — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
“Did you just call me…pretty?” “You’re a male version of Helen of Troy. Now run along. Find another something pretty that appeals to you.” — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
“I’m a creature of the night.” Slitted eyes peered at her suspiciously. “Good God, you’re not a morning person, are you?” — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
“It wasn’t right. A rescuer shouldn't have a hard-on while performing a heroic act. Charles was pretty sure there was a rule about that… — Tiffany Allee Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
