Air Quote by Thomas Pynchon

There's nothing better than a cold beer.

— Kelvin Fletcher

I like to drink cold beer from time to time when it's very hot.

— Julio Cesar Chavez Sr

Drinking really cold beer is like slapping yourself in the face with an ice pick.

— Michael Jackson

Cold beer is bottled God.

— Dylan Thomas

You're like a cold beer, darling, on a long hot summer night.

— Rod Stewart

I tell you, Mr. Okada, a cold beer at the end of the day is the best thing life has to offer. Some choosy…

— Haruki Murakami

This is an excellent martini—sort of tastes like it isn't there at all, just a cold cloud.

— Herman Wouk

Nothing ever tasted better than a cold beer on a beautiful afternoon with nothing to look forward to than more of the same.

— Hugh Hood

Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.

— Dave Moulton

We could be happy if the air was as pure as beer.

— Richard von Weizsaecker

I like a good beer. Of course, I'll drink a bad one too. Let no person thirst for lack of real ale! Thank god…

— Tom Petty

I used to like beer, but it makes me feel slightly queasy.

— Bill Bailey