Computers Quote by Thea de Salle

“Thanks to the very best in Microsoft/Intel engineering, it crashes every time you exhale too hard in its general vicinity. --Fanboy on his computer”

— Barry Lyga

“I have the brain of a malfunctioning supercomputer!”

— Steven Magee

“I was enraptured by the brain and how it could misfire, but it wasn’t just the hardware that intrigued me, it was the software…

— Julie Holland

“We have a specific approach to computer support here. It's all very time sensitive and report driven. We want what we need when we…

— Frederick Barrows

“Computing is not about computers anymore. It is about living.”

— Nicholas Negroponte

“Let the computer do the repetitious, the mundane—it will do a better job of it than we would. We've got more important and more…

— Andrew Hunt

“Did you ever notice that all machines are made for some reason? … They are built to make you laugh, like the mouse here,…

— Brian Selznick

“Computers are good, but only while they are working. Otherwise, they are no more use than a paperweight”

— Farahad Zama

“The computer only gives back ourselves. It is a faithful mirror that reflects the human traits that are brought to it.”

— William Barrett

You don't have conversations with microprocessors. You tell them what to do, then helplessly watch the disaster when they take you literally!

— David Brin

“Computers are heaven-sent when they work and hell-spawn when they don't. There's just not much middle ground when it comes to technology.”

— Dani Harper

“Your health is important to your performance.”

— Yuki Kure