Money Quote by Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman Download Open image ““gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide”” — Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Money Trees
“We are like monkeys who dwell in the forest and shit on the very branches from which we hang.” — Dzongsar Jamyang Khyentse Copy Share Image
“—any parent who kicks their kid out of their home just for being gay makes them butt monkeys in my book.” — Zoe Lynne Copy Share Image
“It is not improbable that in hot countries, monkeys may have enslaved girls.” — Voltaire Copy Share Image
“Mr. Charles Darwin, who looked a bit like God which is interesting, wrote a book called You're a Fucking Monkey, Mate. He played around… — Eddie Izzard Copy Share Image
“The idea of a monkey, albeit a slightly more sophisticated than average one, probing inside of my mind as though she were looking for… — David Simpson Copy Share Image
“Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin.” — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“The biggest problem facing a monkey today is: trees. There's bloody great huge trees everywhere; getting in the way. (Leaps And Bounds)” — Peter Coomber Copy Share Image
“Having a baby is the single mos joyous co-experience that two human beings can share, and he wasn't going to miss a second of… — Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“[And there was the matter of Dick Turpin. It looked like the same car, except that forever afterwards it seemed able to do 250… — Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Don't let's lose sight of what creates wealth. It is open markets, it is capitalism. — Rupert Murdoch Copy Share Image
I would borrow money all day long, if the cost of borrowing is less than the expected return. — Brad Schneider Copy Share Image
If you restore a car, and you're making money, then you're doing it wrong. — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Maybe you can,t buy a big house.. A new car.. A huge diamond ring.. But if you have just one true friend who loves… — Cathy Copy Share Image
“Don't allow money to become the yardstick by which you measure the worth of the world around you!” — Andrew James Pritchard Copy Share Image
Academically, I was never that interested. I skipped classes. My biggest dream was to have a coffee shop, but I had no idea how… — Daniel Espinosa Copy Share Image
Amongst the financial Twitterati, the term 'muppets' has come to describe any client used and abused by some financial predator. I've adopted the term… — Barry Ritholtz Copy Share Image
I doubt that we Americans can come to terms with our money neuroses without understanding the more florid pathology of the very rich for… — Philip Slater Copy Share Image
“The writer must earn money in order to be able to live and to write, but he must by no means live and write… — Jeff Goins Copy Share Image
Jobs and money are never the primary cause of stress. Thinking, negative thinking causes stress. The real cause of all problems lie in our… — Bob Proctor Copy Share Image
