"What's a philosopher?' said Brutha. Someone who's bright……" — Terry Pratchett
"What's a philosopher?' said Brutha. Someone who's bright enough to find a job with no heavy lifting,' said a voice in his head."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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Character must be kept bright as well as clean.
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