"No matter what she did with her hair……" — Terry Pratchett
"No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in a shed [Which, no matter how carefully coiled, will always uncoil overnight and tie the lawnmower to the bicycles]."
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1,149 Quotes by Terry Pratchett
Terry Pratchett has 1,149 quotes on this site.
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Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this…
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At least I know I'm bewildered about the really fundamental and important facts of the universe.
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Most species do their own evolving, making it up as they go along, which is the way Nature intended.
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Things have no power that humans don't put there.
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If I can bicycle, I bicycle.
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All I've ever ended up with in terms of achievements is the movie, some really stupid anecdotes, a bunch of…
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A healthy body means a healthy mind. You get your heart rate up, and you get the blood flowing through…
— Steve Carell
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Guys would sleep with a bicycle if it had the right color lip gloss on. They have no shame. They're…
— Tori Amos
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It was absolutely perfect. You can handle this large aircraft as you can handle a bicycle.
— Unknown Author
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Consider a man riding a bicycle. Whoever he is, we can say three things about him. We know he got…
— William Golding
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Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride.
— John F. Kennedy
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It is by riding a bicycle that you learn the contours of a country best, since you have to sweat…
— Ernest Hemingway
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The Old Testament is responsible for more atheism, agnosticism, disbelief - call it what you will - than any book…
— A A Milne
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Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls.
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