Lawnmower Quotes

13 quotes by 12 authors

You know your life is over when you own a lawnmower. — Todd Skinner
Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off… — Emma Stone
When I need to think of, like, a peaceful scene or something, I think of my back garden in summertime. And whenever I hear the… — Ed Westwick
When a woman extends her hand for you to shake it, then you shake her hand. You do not turn it up and kiss it.… — Paula Poundstone
I would prefer to have invented a machine that people could use and that would help farmers with their work - for example a lawnmower. — Mikhail Kalashnikov
My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out… — Eric Morecambe
No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in… — Terry Pratchett
If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement. — Robert A. Heinlein
And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, garage, lawn, lawnmower, but he couldn't enjoy any of it… — Jack Kerouac
If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave the command. — John Piper
It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. . . — Rick Sutter
My lawnmower home, but my hoe's still missin. — Flo Rida

Who Wrote These Lawnmower Quotes

12 authors contributed a total of 13 Lawnmower Quotes as follows: