Lawnmower Quotes
13 quotes by 12 authors
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You know your life is over when you own a lawnmower.
— Todd Skinner
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Whatever happened to chivalry? Does it only exist in 80's movies? I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off…
— Emma Stone
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When I need to think of, like, a peaceful scene or something, I think of my back garden in summertime. And whenever I hear the…
— Ed Westwick
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When a woman extends her hand for you to shake it, then you shake her hand. You do not turn it up and kiss it.…
— Paula Poundstone
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I would prefer to have invented a machine that people could use and that would help farmers with their work - for example a lawnmower.
— Mikhail Kalashnikov
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My neighbour asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out…
— Eric Morecambe
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No matter what she did with her hair it took about three minutes for it to tangle itself up again, like a garden hosepipe in…
— Terry Pratchett
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If a grasshopper tries to fight a lawnmower, one may admire his courage but not his judgement.
— Robert A. Heinlein
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And he had a nice home in Ohio with wife, daughter, Christmas tree, two cars, garage, lawn, lawnmower, but he couldn't enjoy any of it…
— Jack Kerouac
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If a tornado twists at 175 miles an hour and stays on the ground like a massive lawnmower for 50 miles, God gave the command.
— John Piper
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It is amazing how quickly the kids learn to drive a car, yet are unable to understand the lawnmower, snowblower or vacuum cleaner. . .
— Rick Sutter
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My lawnmower home, but my hoe's still missin.
— Flo Rida
Who Wrote These Lawnmower Quotes
12 authors contributed a total of 13 Lawnmower Quotes as follows: