Humor Quote by Ted Mendelssohn Download Open image ““He had been trussed up like a chicken in his own breeches.”” — Ted Mendelssohn ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.1 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.” — George R.R. Martin Copy Share Image
“There was still chicken on the bone but sometimes you just have to push the plate away.” — Michael Connelly Copy Share Image
“...and it made me uncomfortable the way this guy was eating a scrawny chicken wing and looking at me. You know, I just wanted… — Tama Janowitz Copy Share Image
“Yes, word had gotten around about my amusing little defeathering trick (note: made the chicken naked). Apparently we couldn't just eat the poor thing… — Cate Tiernan Copy Share Image
“He’s exquisite. Perfection made flesh. Granted, he didn’t come out looking like this. A few hours ago, he bore a strong resemblance to a… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
“I think so Brain, but what if the chicken won't wear the nylons?” — Pinky the Brain Copy Share Image
“You named the chicken, Chicken?" She looked embarrassed. "When we decided not to kill it, I got attached.” — Tracey Garvis-Graves Copy Share Image
“Wait. Somehow the word chicken struck a chord. I played with it in my mind. Rolled it over my tongue. Then came to a… — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“Step One: Grab Mattie. Step Two: Run. It wasn't much of a plan. But what it lacked in potential it made up for in… — Ted Mendelssohn Copy Share Image
“The cave exploded with the sound of trumpets. A heavenly choir began to sing. A surge of power ran up the sword into Henry's… — Ted Mendelssohn Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
