Describes-me Quote by Taylor Swift

“No one told her Trader Joe's sold Advent calendars for cats. She found out on her own, rolling her card down the pet food…

— Stewart O'Nan

“There is hope for you yet. -Einstein the Labrador Retriever via scrabble tiles”

— Dean Koontz

“I wish there were a vending machine that served cats. Not to eat, but to pet during my work break.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Somehow, with all the gifts, dinners, and the left-behind checkbook, I’ve handicapped my family.”

— Gabourey Sidibe

“You made plenty, Abby. We just wanted to tide ourselves over until next year…unless you’d like to do this all over again at Christmas.…

— Jamie McGuire

“Children and cats are the best machines of fun!”

— Mehmet Murat ildan

“Did you drag all these boxes out of the attic by yourself?” “No, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny stopped by to help…

— Nancy Naigle

“Call it what you like,' said the Cat. 'Do you play croquet with the Queen to-day?' 'I should like it very much,' said Alice,…

— Lewis Carroll

“Adults buy presents for kids to remember their own childhoods and remember how much fun it was to play, how much fun it was…

— Austin Wimberly

“...I regard cats as one of the great joys in the world. I see them as a gift of highest order.”

— Trisha McCagh

“If cats could count, they’d start getting nervous around the time they put paid to their fifth life.”

— John Connolly

“My niece just turned one. I gave her a birthday card that read, "If you can read this, Happy Birthday!”

— Jarod Kintz