"Q. What's the difference between a new husband……" — Tamika-leeigh
"Q. What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog. A. After a year, the dog is still excited to see you."
More Difference Quotes
- Good habits formed at youth make all the difference. — Aristotle
- People are definitely a company's greatest asset. It doesn't make any difference whether the product is cars or cosmetics. A… — Mary Kay Ash
- I've had trouble now and again in Nigeria because I have spoken up about the mistreatment of factions in the… — Chinua Achebe
- There's a difference between describing and evoking something. You can describe something and be quite clinical about it. To evoke… — Margaret Atwood
- Life is life - whether in a cat, or dog or man. There is no difference there between a cat… — Sri Aurobindo
- The difference between a tool and a machine is not capable of very precise distinction; nor is it necessary, in… — Charles Babbage
- The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that… — Douglas Adams
- There is a difference between happiness and wisdom: he that thinks himself the happiest man is really so; but he… — Francis Bacon
- There is as much difference between the counsel that a friend giveth, and that a man giveth himself, as there… — Francis Bacon
- I don't think global warming is to do with us, I think it's a natural circle. I don't think a… — David Bailey
- The difference between film and TV is the pace. You don't have the leisure of time in television. — Alan Ball
- Between the daylight gambler and the player at night there is the same difference that lies between a careless husband… — Honore de Balzac