Quote by T.R. Pearson

“Momma had told me, “See, she looks asleep,” but when I squeezed her hand, her eyes never opened. Daddy carried me out the sanctuary…

— Angie Thomas

“Daddy thinks that Mama is everything a woman should be: beautiful, clever, charming. Beauty has a way of making the bad things tolerable. When…

— Jenny Han

“Yo momma so ugly that I took her to a haunted house and she came out with a job application.”

— Various

“He turned his back and went through the door into the cool beyond. Momma backed up inside herself for a few minutes. I forgot…

— Maya Angelou

“This boy at school taught me. But then he pulled my ponytail on the playground the next day, so I'm not really friends with…

— Shelly Crane

“He had never once looked at me. He turned his back and went through the door into the cool beyond. Momma backed up inside…

— Maya Angelou

“Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong.”

— Various

“Dad used to tell Mama he hurt us because he loved us too much. She’d sit in her rocker and he’d kneel at her…

— Natalie C. Parker

“Mama Mama, put me to bed, please come an get me, i'm already half dead, I met and Invalid and I fell for his…

— Lauren Oliver

“Whenever I’d get howlin’ over something, he’d grab my ass up from wherever I was and head straight for the john. Momma said my…

— Cole Alpaugh

“Yo mama is so fat that you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get…

— Mature Jokemaker Jr

“he studied Grandma Mama, hearing her hum a morning melody. her flowered robe was slightly soiles, but still vivid in splashes of rose colors.She…

— C-Murder