Hater Quote by Swagga Boy Los

“So, now you’re getting shot at, you’re gonna leave me?” “Girlie, I’m from Texas. We shoot at each other to say good morning.”

— Kristen Ashley

I think 99 percent of the time, texting your ex is a horrible idea.

— JP Saxe

All my Ex's live in Texas, and that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee.

— George Strait

“Now please don't refer to yourself ass some woman I fuck occasionally because, quite frankly, it makes me mad, and you really wouldn't like…

— E.L James

“The biggest thing my ex threw at me during an argument was her cell phone. It missed. She needs to work on improving her…

— Steven Magee

All my exes live in Texas like I'm George Strait.

— Drake

All my ex's live in Texas.

— George Strait

“No matter where you go in East Texas, ‘Deep’ East Texas is always about twenty miles further in than wherever you are.”

— Markham Shaw Pyle

“know that you are moving forward when you stop talking shit about your ex.”

— Bonga Qhineba

Pretending to 'never get the text' from someone who annoys you.

— Anonymous

“My Parents were murdered in Texas in 2010 and he never got caught-My G-d Hates me and the police did not care. Truth”

— Brenda Kay Winters

“OK isn’t just all right—it’s also the abbreviation for the state above Texas.”

— Jarod Kintz