Wine-quotes Quote by Suzanne M. Trauth

“One should not chug an entire glass of wine at an elegant dinner party. I start hacking and coughing, having practically water-boarded myself out…

— Lisa Daily

“If your head comes off, don't start a fight in a goddamn bowling alley.”

— J.F. Lewis

“Tom, you couldn’t punch the froth off a Guinness.”

— Colin Falconer

“On the last day of school we had a class party, with cupcakes and Island Punch. I drank eight cups of it. Island Punch…

— Judy Blume

“To think of how many times I have carted a lingering drunk out of my house in a wheelbarrow and leaned him up against…

— Wolfgang Hildesheimer

“Not before I hear your reason for disliking me. I’m sure it’s a very good one, seeing how half an hour ago you couldn’t…

— Mila Rossi

“I don't drink since it ruined the best thing I ever had.”

— Kimberly Lauren

“Should she slam his head into the bar or toss her beer on him? Damn shame to waste good beer.”

— Mina Khan

“What’s so unpleasant about being drunk?” “You ask a glass of water.”

— Douglas Adams

“Whenever you entertain the Bunch, Always plan to have a punch.”

— Mary Jane Remole

“One good punch from Rube on me would send the sky into my head and the clouds into my lungs. I just always tried…

— Markus Zusak

“Something thumped in front of me. A bottle of wine. “It’s fine if you drink directly from it,” was all Mor said.”

— Sarah J. Maas