"Why drink and drive when you can smoke…" — Superman

"Why drink and drive when you can smoke and fly."

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3,522 Quotes by Superman

Superman has 3,522 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

I'm not who you think I am. In fact, my disguise is so thin I'm surprised you haven't seen right…
I've known you long enough to know you try not to let your feelings show. Lately when I hold you…
Cause I like you, but I know you don't know it. I like you soo much, I talk to everyone…
Throughout all of this confusion, I hope I somehow get to you. I practice all the things I'd say to…
I have so much that I want to say to you, but I can't say a word. only you will…
Why can't I just tell you how I feel? That you're constantly on my mind...that I'm crazy about you. Maybe…
If I were an actor I could be someone, someone who'd always know the right things to say. But as…
I have to tell you something, something that will change everything forever...but I don't know how to tell it to…
I'm just a part of the scenery, like an old shoe or a rug that you walk on every day…
I want to tell you my heart is filled with things to say when you are here. All those words…
Love changes everything. It changes what you feel and what you do. What would you say to me if I…
You'll never realize, because I'll never tell you, that I love you.

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High thoughts must have high language. — Aristophanes
If you have children, you don't want to have drugs and drinks in the house. It's just not good. — Billie Joe Armstrong
Some books are undeservedly forgotten; none are undeservedly remembered. — Wystan Hugh Auden
It's frightening how easy it is to commit murder in America. Just a drink too much. I can see myself… — Wystan Hugh Auden
I can't drink whiskey like I used to back then, that's for sure. — Sebastian Bach
Age appears to be best in four things; old wood best to burn, old wine to drink, old friends to… — Francis Bacon
I don't have any particular thing I do ritualistically. I do the same thing every day. I get up. Drink… — Erykah Badu
I drink a bucket of white tea in the morning. I read about this tea of the Emperor of China,… — Antonio Banderas
A drink a day keeps the shrink away. — Edward Abbey
I juice a lot; I get as much protein as I can, because being a vegan, there isn't much protein.… — Travis Barker
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to… — Dave Barry
You can only be young once. But you can always be immature. — Dave Barry

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