Aim Quote by Steven Magee

“The biggest thing my ex threw at me during an argument was her cell phone. It missed. She needs to work on improving her…

— Steven Magee

“We did sometimes play jokes on each other. It was fun, until about a month ago when he attacked me with nerf guns when…

— Jessica Florence

“I stand and grab a hefty bottle of perfume from the bathroom shelf and return to the bedroom door. It’s not much of a…

— Nick Alexander

“Okay,” I started, “perhaps at this juncture we should discuss our relationship.” “Clue in again, Gwen, the reason our relationship is the way it…

— Kristen Ashley

“I am shocked both that I hurt him and that my shoe hit him, because I do throw like the proverbial girl. I hurl…

— Syd McGinley

“I remember a bully once telling me that he was going to beat the stuffing out of me. After numerous blows it was evident…

— Neil Leckman

“the spoons jumped off the rack. And a couple of times I've heard a man call my name when no one else was here”

— Leslie Rule

“I used to be a butcher. She used to come into my store. Every week I would set apart the best piece of meat…

— Brandon Stanton

“I’m going to destroy you, little man!" Sourcefield yelled after me. "I’ll rip you apart like a piece of tissue paper in a hurricane!"…

— Brandon Sanderson

“The easiest thing to do with something that was bothering you was always to make fun of it.”

— Michael Northrop

“So I pulled a gun on him and demanded his wallet.” The soda in my mouth becomes the soda in my nose. “You had…

— Anna Banks

“I know you're angry and I know that it'll take work, but I just want you to try. To give getting through my fuck-ups…

— Emily Snow