"Sometimes being a dad is like watching a…" — Steve Schirripa
"Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match."
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19 Quotes by Steve Schirripa
Steve Schirripa has 19 quotes on this site.
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There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.
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Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.
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I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going…
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Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has…
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I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather…
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I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.
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Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam…
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As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.
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With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the…
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Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.
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I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I…
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If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I…
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