Steve Schirripa Quotes

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• There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.
• Everybody thinks they have the answer to how to be a good parent. Here's mine: Everybody's gonna make mistakes.
• I tell my kids, 'I'm your father, not your friend - but I'm also the best friend you're ever going to have because no one…
• Being the father of girls is a kind of illness, in its own way - since any guy who has tried to live in a…
• I'd like to form a club just for fathers. Specifically, fathers of daughters. There would be lots of overstuffed leather chairs, wood paneling, dim lights.…
• I've worked too hard all my life to have my kids control my life.
• Moms and daughters can negotiate over anything, and they can go on longer than it took to settle the Vietnam War.
• As far as my own life goes, I don't buy into the Hollywood scene.
• With girls, there's an insecurity that starts early on. It hangs around them, like some annoying kid from down the block who won't take the…
• Kids don't come with an instruction manual. So if you're gonna make mistakes, at least make them your own way.
• I've been offered 'Celebrity Fit Club', where you have to take off your shirt and get on a scale. I got kids, man. I'm not…
• Sometimes being a dad is like watching a ping-pong match.
• If it's time for your character to go, it's time for your character to go - you know what I mean? That's it. It doesn't…
• I read a lot of true-crime books, but sometimes they can put you in a bad mood.
• So I dipped into my childhood and came up with Nicky Deuce. I wanted him to get into a lot of mischief, like the time…
• David is the show. There are other writers, but it's David's vision.
• People get that dads have a place in the lives of their sons. But you have to be just as present with daughters, maybe even…
• Some people will humiliate themselves or their families just to be on television.
• I gotta say, as the father of two beautiful young daughters, I consider myself the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

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