Adventure Quote by Steve Maraboli

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot masturbate

— Dave Barry

“Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate. —DAVE BARRY, Pulitzer…

— Timothy Ferriss

“Effective board meetings encourage active participation from all board members, fostering a culture of open communication and respectful debate.”

— Hendrith Vanlon Smith Jr

Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.

— Dave Barry

“The high-performing board shows the ability and openness to question itself and its decisions and discussions.”

— Pearl Zhu

Being on a board is not just about showing up for the meetings. A board member needs to materially contribute to the success of…

— Scott Weiss

“Overthinking numbs our instincts and turns what should be a quick decision into a mental committee meeting.”

— Garry Kasparov

“Meetings are the Hail Marys of alcoholics. You can do or almost do anything, feel anything, commit any number of non-sober atrocities, as long…

— Augusten Burroughs

“There is no need to masturbate your brain, just to ejaculate your thoughts all over the place”

— Carroll Bryant

“Sexual intercourse is a poor substitute for masturbation.”

— Quentin Crisp

“Mental Penetration isn't about physical copulation but a cerebral stimulation causing ejaculations of the mind...”

— Sanjo Jendayi

“Masturbation = Imagination + Activity. Worry = Imagination + Negativity.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana