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“Noah–our first confirmed alcoholic Noah became a farmer and he was the first guy to grow grapes and make wine that he apparently liked…

— Steve Ebling

Twas Noah who first planted the vine And mended his morals by drinking its wine.

— Benjamin Franklin

“You see, Noah got drunk this one time on the Ark, and he was a-layin on his bed, naked as a jaybird. Two of…

— Stephen King

And Noah he often said to his wife when he sat down to dine, "I don't care where the water goes if it doesn't…

— Gilbert K. Chesterton

“How is it that you have friends, Noah?" "I ask myself that daily" He chomped down on the plastic straw. "Seriously. Inquiring minds want…

— Michelle Hodkin

“Noah lost his epithet "the pious" when he began to occupy himself with the growing of the vine. He became a "man of the…

— Louis Ginzberg

“Much of [John Hanning] Speke's Journal of the Discovery of the Source of Nile is devoted to descriptions of the physical and moral ugliness…

— Philip Gourevitch

“So, Noah smoked pot. I drank beer. We made a beautiful couple.”

— Katie McGarry

Wine had such ill effects on Noah's health that it was all he could do to live 950 years. Show me a total abstainer…

— Will Rogers

“Noah shifted on the bed, and the oddest crunching sound came underneath him. I looked, really looked, at the bed for the first time.…

— Michelle Hodkin

“So Noah cursed all Ham's children to be slaves forever and ever. That's how come them to turn out dark”

— Barbara Kingsolver

“And some time after midnight on that clear October evening, Noah was overcome with longing. And if anyone had seen him, they would have…

— Nicholas Sparks