"I don't know what a monopoly is until…" — Steve Ballmer

"I don't know what a monopoly is until somebody tells me."

— Steve Ballmer

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68 Quotes by Steve Ballmer

Steve Ballmer has 68 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

The number one benefit of information technology is that it empowers people to do what they want to do. It…
Our mail product, Hotmail, is the market leader globally.
My children - in many dimensions they're as poorly behaved as many other children, but at least on this dimension…
Look at the product pipeline, look at the fantastic financial results we've had for the last five years. You only…
500 dollars? Fully subsidized? With a plan? I said that is the most expensive phone in the world. And it…
The lifeblood of our business is that R&D spend. There's nothing that flows through a pipe or down a wire…
You get some success. You run into some walls...it's how tenacious you are, how irrepressible, how ultimately optimistic and tenacious…
I want people to understand the amazing, positive way our software can make leisure time more enjoyable, and work and…
There's a lot of Google fascination out there and we share it, and we're going to compete, we're going to…
Great companies with the way they work, first start with great leaders.
We're going to try to do more to communicate the value of activation to customers in addition to making the…
We can believe that we know where the world should go. But unless we're in touch with our customers, our…

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