Time Quote by Stephen Levine

“have a kink as solid and full of habit as the ones in the hose. Slowly I pull out the full length of the…

— Gunilla Norris

“Well, Cowboy, if my pussy is ever in need of being rescued, then I’ll be sure to give you a call. Until then, you’ll…

— Alison Bliss

“Once I learned how to make pot holders out of multi-colored pieces of panty hose, but that doesn't seem quite on par.”

— Jen Violi

“There is no difference 'twixt you and 'twixt me, save that one stands and one sits when we pee.”

— Trisha Telep

“Pissing out the window, and sh*tting out the window, are two different things!”

— Tourettes Guy

“We should fall in love. Love each other enough to shit at the same time on the same toilet.”

— Darnell Lamont Walker

“Hallverson at the head of the table. “Hmm,” Hallverson says. “I’m not sure our plumbing can”

— Casey Calouette

“Kind of guy who steps out of the shower to piss,”

— A.J. Finn

“But too much going with the flow is heading us into the sewer...”

— Michael Connelly

“This wrong doubtful body should not have been mine. Mine was. Not this. Was perfect. Once. Drag the. I will and sit and drown…

— Eimear McBride

“Poo—ber—tee?”

— Zack Zombie

“Poo-tee-weet?”

— Kurt Vonnegut