Inspirational Quote by Stephen Leacock

When I was at school studying biology, I wanted to be a medical researcher. I did work experience at St Mary's Hospital in London,…

— Katherine Parkinson

We have come tardily to the tremendous task of cleaning up our environment. We should have moved with similar zeal at least a decade…

— Gerald R. Ford

There is no theory. You merely have to listen. Pleasure is the law.

— Claude Debussy

The theory that thought is merely a movement in the brain is, in my opinion, nonsense; for if so, that theory itself would be…

— C. S. Lewis

If we have a correct theory but merely prate about it, pigeonhole it and do not put it into practice, then that theory, however…

— Mao Zedong

If I were founding a university I would begin with a smoking room; next a dormitory; and then a decent reading room and a…

— Stephen Leacock

We think of the noble object for which the professor appears tonight, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who…

— Stephen Leacock

“surveys show that over 90 percent of professors believe that their teaching is above average,”

— Derek Bok

The mind reels at the multiplication of books intended to justify the author's promotion from assistant to associate professor.

— C. Northcote Parkinson

I grew up near the University of Michigan, so we'd sneak into college parties. That's where my acting started - lying about the professors…

— Mircea Monroe

I then moved to the University of Western Ontario where I was made a full professor in 1985.

— J. Philippe Rushton

You get kicked around long enough, you become a professor of pain.

— Ernest Borgnine