Should Quote by Stephen Leacock

I've been charged with misappropriation of funds or misuse of two types of funds.

— Chen Shui-bian

This customer service person doesn't understand that this bill was paid and I am not going to pay it again.

— Jon Jones

If someone deliberately overcharges you by a little, pay him a little more.

— Robert D Dangoor

It takes two to get one in trouble.

— Mae West

I don't think that just because people will pay a certain amount for a ticket that it's all right to charge it.

— John Tiffany

There's no law against a sentence existing in two places at once, unlike humans, who are no longer allowed to bilocate because it confuses…

— Patricia Lockwood

As far as the charge against me is concerned I have a clear conscience.

— Wilhelm Frick

Why do I have to pay a reconnect fee when you all made the mistake?

— Jon Jones

When I was initially charged I still thought I was not guilty because I had followed the rules.

— Andrew Fastow

That customer service representative is crazy, if he think I am going to pay that bill.

— Jon Jones

One might as well try to charge through a wall.

— Napoleon Bonaparte

There's only one law you gotta follow to keep outta trouble. Do it first, do it yourself, and keep on doin' it.

— Ben Hecht