Crooked Quote by Stephen King

“The track of writing is straight and crooked.”

— Heraclitus

To make a crooked stick straight, we bend it the contrary way.

— Michel de Montaigne

Crooked things may be as stiff and unflexible as streight: and Men may be as positive and peremptory in Error as in Truth.

— John Locke

If one imitates the upright, one becomes upright. If one imitates the crooked, one becomes crooked.

— Christie Watson

Out of timber so crooked as that from which man is made nothing entirely straight can be carved.

— Anonymous

Everybody's crooked. The trick is to find out how they're bent.

— Jennifer Crusie

God is a thought who makes crooked all that is straight.

— Friedrich Nietzsche

God draweth straight lines but we call them crooked.

— Horace Mann

The best way to prove that a stick is crooked is to set a straight one beside it. No words need to be spoken.

— Aiden Wilson Tozer

No matter how sturdy, erudite or judicious you may be; you can never straighten out what is crooked; neither can you count things that…

— Samuel Kermis

My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.

— A. A. Milne

You got to take the crookeds with the straights. That's what Papa used to say.

— August Wilson