Quote by Stephen King

“I thought my mum would be probably rather have us round for tea in her room, but Larry said he wanted to take he…

— J.L. Merrow

“ 'You must've been waiting for someone like me to come along,' I said. I meant, because of the big bed. But Larry looked…

— J.L. Merrow

“One night when I got in from work a bit late, 'cause it was really nice weather and everyone wants to take the punts…

— J.L. Merrow

“*****WARNING: ADULT CONTENT INTENDED FOR A MATURE AUDIENCE****** “Her pussy juices welled into the cunt as Larry continued to pound it hard and fast,…

— Joanna Lyndstrom

“The next morning I told Mom I couldn't go to school again. She asked what was wrong. I told her, “The same thing that’s…

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“It was a face that said, “Fuck the world,” but said it reluctantly, and tonelessly, and then apologized, said “Sorry,” but said all of…

— Tao Lin

“Frankly, I was horrified by life, at what a man had to do simply in order to eat, sleep, and keep himself clothed. So…

— Charles Bukowski

“We did sixty-nine that night. Larry went on top so he didn’t get squished. He’s really good at sucking dick. I wondered if he’d…

— J.L. Merrow

“kids shouted, “Larry, Larry, Quite Contrary!” and held him underwater, and threw him out of the airplane early, and forced him to do improv…

— Charlie Jane Anders

“You okay?’ Nate asked warily. My fingers shook with the hangover as I leaned across my sink. ‘I look like the Bride of Frankenstein…

— Samantha Young

“I drank for some time, three or four days. I couldn't get myself to read the want ads. The thought of sitting in front…

— Charles Bukowski

“I was worried about littering, but Larry said it was okay 'cause corks come from trees and are natural and stuff. Only he used…

— J.L. Merrow