God listens Quote by Stephen King

never's the word God listens for when he needs a laugh.

— Stephen King

“Men laugh because God laughs, and right now, God is laughing at you.”

— Traci L. Slatton

“How to make God laugh. Tell him your future plans.”

— Woody Allen

“As the old adage goes: ‘Men plan, and God laughs.”

— Dan Brown

“I pray, before I die, that I receive the power to believe in fairytales again, Oh' how I would love to laugh and know…

— Tonny K. Brown

My favorite saying is, 'If you want to make god laugh, tell him about your plans.'

— Kirron Kher

“God is a comedian playing to an audience that is too afraid to laugh.”

— Voltaire

“I reckon the gods laugh many a time to hear us, but what matters so long as we remember that we're only men and…

— L.M. Montgomery

“Like people say—if you want to make God laugh, tell him you’ve got plans.”

— Terry Hayes

“Want to make God laugh? Tell Him your plans.”

— DiAnn Mills

“If you want God to laugh, tell Him you've found Him a wife.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I think that God's got a sick sense of humour, and when I die I expect to find him laughing.”

— Depeche Mode