Quote by Stephen King

“I am a crab. I am thinking crabby thoughts. I am tightening my grip on this rock with my big red pincers.”

— Yahtzee Croshaw

“You don't have to eat the entire turd to know that it's not a crab cake.”

— Orson Scott Card

“We would call no one a lobster without good and sufficient claws.”

— O. Henry

“Only if you're a numbskull." "Numbskull yourself! Want me to numb your skull with this shovel?”

— John Flanagan

“I didn't like crab. Not at all. My stepmother had tricked my into eating a crab sandwich once in a cafe in Cromer, told…

— Rebecca Stott

“You could probably open up a damn seafood house with all the crabs he probably has.”

— Christine Zolendz

“Fucking pyromanic, Crazier'n a male crab, that one.”

— Abigail Roux

“we were like crabs in a barrel, that none would allow the other to climb over, but on any such attempt all would continue…

— Marcus Garvey

“Fish in another man's pond and you will catch crabs.”

— Habeeb Akande

“Damn the crabs!’ He thumped on the desk with his fist. Of all the rotten luck. They have to choose my loch.”

— Guy N. Smith

“Don't insult me. Everyone knows a turtle is a crustacean on its mother's side.”

— Anthony Marra

“Dude, you've been fingering that box in your pocket all this time? I thought you had crabs or something. I was going to let…

— Tara Sivec