Parenting Quote by Stephen Clarke

Buffon, who, with all his theoretical ingenuity and extraordinary eloquence, I suspect had little actual information in the science on which he wrote so…

— James Boswell

“...responsible, stylish, adventuresome, sometimes silly, comfortable, and difficult subsistence. That's what milking the cow's all about!”

— Lynn Miller

“Tancredi, in an attempt to link gallantry with greed, tried to imagine himself tasting, in the aromatic forkfuls, the kisses of his neighbour Angelica,…

— Tomasi di Lampedusa

“Small wonder he refused to marry. Why buy a cow when there were udders all around begging to be milked?”

— George R.R. Martin

“I had come to the conclusion that I must really be French, only no one had ever informed me of this fact. I loved…

— Julia Child

“It is accepted science that God himself gave the French the gift of their cuisine, and while he was downstairs, cursed the English with…

— Christopher Moore

“From this I think we can all conclude that the cow was the primary instigator of everything that followed - war, Tribulation, the End…

— Joanne Harris

“Talk about getting off tangent. My mother's friend may have just killed his wife and my parents are sitting there talking about cows.”

— Wendy Lichtman

Who discovered we could get milk from cows, and what did he THINK he was doing at the time?

— Billy Connolly

“probably horse doo had a name in french also, but that didn't mean god intended for you to eat it.”

— Richard Russo

“If the unit of human understanding is the story, the story at least in this part of the world includes the cow.”

— James Maskalyk

“His disdain for the contagious fad of blind and comparative tastings of unrelated wines will surely rub some furs the wrong way, as will…

— Kermit Lynch