Family Quote by Stan Laurel

I think of the chimp, the one with the talking hands.

— Amy Hempel

I had a show on HGTV with my mom and grandma called 'My Flipping Family.'

— Camila Morrone

I do not know its name. I call it the Way. For the lack of better words I call it great.

— Laozi

I remember certain lines and whose they are.

— Warren Zevon

My Sims family is called the Cholly family. I don't know why I picked that name, it's kinda of random.

— Gerard Way

When I go back to family reunions everybody goes, 'Hey cousin! Hey Auntie!' And I'm like, 'Okay I don't know you, I have no…

— Sherri Shepherd

I'm wondering if the crew [from'The Hateful Eight'] had some sort of nickname for me. I am blanking at anything truly funny, so I'll…

— Quentin Tarantino

I think it was Tommy who told me, 'When your song is called 'XYZ' or whatever, every line has got to make sense against…

— Merle Haggard

You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!" "What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

— Anonymous

We try to make the name longer and longer every year. First, it was 'Larry the Cable Guy's Christmas Spectacular.' Then it was 'It's…

— Larry the Cable Guy

I'm naming my TV remote Waldo.

— Anonymous

THE ONE IN THE RED IS MY COUSIN LOL

— YOUNESS