Quote by Stacy Kramer Download Open image ““Guys find me neutered, detached, invisible. I’m Switzerland. The girls Max dates are Brazil.”” — Stacy Kramer ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.1 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
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