Criminal mind Quote by Spongebob

You ran away from an adorable Irishman who wanted to se you naked?

— Christine Warren

I stuck my head out the window and got arrested for mooning.

— Rodney Dangerfield

“At the corner of K street and Fourth Avenue, I slowed down to let a pedestrian cross, a boy around my age. Maybe because…

— Sara Zarr

“Evelyn?” one asked. “Yeah,” I said, waving a hand dismissively and moving to walk past them. Lend always hung his keys on a ring…

— Kiersten White

I got it, I dove on the floor, he dove on my head and I hit my teeth on the ground. It was just…

— Shaquille O'Neal

...lying spread-eagled in the hall with only my ankle inside the room that kept me prisoner here. They really should have thought of that…

— Kiersten White

They sent me to the pen for five years for a crime that was never committed. I aint no bank robber but that five…

— Mac Dre

We were in this park in Canada throwing a frisbee around, and there was a homeless guy there who swore to God I was…

— Ryan Ross

I took a puff of the wrong cigarette at a fraternity dance once, and the cops had to get me, y'know. I broke two…

— Woody Allen

I headed out to have a breather at the stage door, dressed in my tramp costume. I had my bowler hat between my feet…

— Ian Mckellen

I couldn't get away with Halloween pranks 'cause my parents owned the health food store. So, it was so easy to bust me. I…

— Arj Barker

I decided to be what crime made of me,

— Jean Genet